“Mom, where are we going?”
\n“We’re going to the store, so you can get a new hat and so I can get some yoga pants.”
\n“Why are you getting new pants?”
\n“Because Daddy says I look silly in those grey lounge pants, you know, the soft ones.”
\n“YOU DON’T LOOK SILLY! YOU LOOK AWESOME!” he yelled from the backseat. He yelled!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“Mom, where are we going?” “We’re going to the store, so you can get a new hat and so I can get some yoga pants.” “Why are you getting new pants?” “Because Daddy says I look silly in those grey lounge pants, you know, the soft ones.” “YOU DON’T LOOK SILLY! YOU LOOK AWESOME!” he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-ford"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}