{"id":278,"date":"2006-06-05T04:24:46","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T11:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2006-06-05T04:24:46","modified_gmt":"2006-06-05T11:24:46","slug":"absoutely-no-metrosexuals-allowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"Absoutely NO Metrosexuals Allowed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The pool in our neighborhood is open. It sits on the lake and adjacent the playground so it&#8217;s layered with the summer sounds of ski boats, laughter and shouting. All of the children are an inch taller, more sinewy than last year and a lot louder. I&#8217;m crowded by the youngest, with open arms for Chas, who is jumping off the ledge and into the water. Ford bobs and squeals with the more experienced swimmers. He&#8217;s riding atop a blue pool noodle and flashing everyone with Damon&#8217;s goggles and a wide smile full of straight, sweet little preschooler teeth. Some of us parents are lining the poolside, legs submerged, beers in hand and busy catching up. Many of us haven&#8217;t seen each other in months, and we&#8217;re quickly retying our seasonal connections. After all, we&#8217;ll be seeing a lot of each other in the coming months. The pool is the great common denominator during the long summer languor, and there&#8217;s something for everybody here, where nobody frowns upon beer bellies and mismatched bikinis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pool in our neighborhood is open. It sits on the lake and adjacent the playground so it&#8217;s layered with the summer sounds of ski boats, laughter and shouting. All of the children are an inch taller, more sinewy than last year and a lot louder. I&#8217;m crowded by the youngest, with open arms for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-austin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}