{"id":316,"date":"2006-08-01T23:44:42","date_gmt":"2006-08-02T06:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=316"},"modified":"2006-08-01T23:44:42","modified_gmt":"2006-08-02T06:44:42","slug":"poolside-confessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"Poolside Confessions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, when I finished a lap at the pool, I cleared out my goggles and confided in the lady in the lane next to mine. &#8220;You know, learning to breathe on both sides is really <em>hard<\/em>!&#8221; I blabbed through upcurled eyebrows. To that one confession, she donated the rest of her workout towards coaching my bumbling, barge-like freestyle into bilateral breathing, tilting my body upwards, so that I felt as if I were gliding across the water an hour later. I <em>love<\/em> her. I wish I could be that helpful to someone else. Well, beyond the normal butt-wiping and nose-wiping that comes with motherhood. <\/p>\n<p>The first lap felt like swimming in a storm today: the water spraying from the sprinklers into my face, my nose, my mouth; the traffic of the experienced swimmers. I stabbed the water with my arms at first, struggling to remember her pointers: head down, tilt head only as high as the inside corner of my mouth, gentle roll left, right,  left, right. Don&#8217;t think about getting air, just poof and it will return back automatically. <\/p>\n<p>What I have discovered about swimming is that it may start out loud &#8212; the bubbles and splashing assault me when I first get in &#8212; but within a half hour, just like in running, everything gets really quiet. No music, no newscast&#8211; nothing but the roving tiles and dancing sunlight on the bottom and the steady rhythm of puffs and rolls. <\/p>\n<p>edited to add, with an embarrassed blush:<br \/>\nHOLY CRAP! It&#8217;s (still, thank God) August 1st! Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad!!! See you Friday \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nLove,<br \/>\n*s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, when I finished a lap at the pool, I cleared out my goggles and confided in the lady in the lane next to mine. &#8220;You know, learning to breathe on both sides is really hard!&#8221; I blabbed through upcurled eyebrows. To that one confession, she donated the rest of her workout towards [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}