{"id":51,"date":"2005-09-09T06:42:46","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T13:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2005-09-09T06:42:46","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T13:42:46","slug":"zen-and-the-art-of-anger-management","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"zen and the art of anger management"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parenting is hard work, but proof of God. Otherwise I would have barehandedly killed Ford today. Stronger forces exist outside the realm of my patience. But <em>oh, the demons within<\/em>. I mean, how else am I supposed to react to our new residents Jeckyll and Hyde, where five minutes after retorting &#8220;That is <strong>not<\/strong> a good idea. bitch.&#8221; he murmured, &#8220;I want you to sleep with me, mommy.&#8221;<br \/>\nYes, the &#8220;Terrible Twos&#8221; was a cakewalk. <strong>This<\/strong>, people, THIS is the <em>Fucking Fours.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parenting is hard work, but proof of God. Otherwise I would have barehandedly killed Ford today. Stronger forces exist outside the realm of my patience. But oh, the demons within. I mean, how else am I supposed to react to our new residents Jeckyll and Hyde, where five minutes after retorting &#8220;That is not a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-ford"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}