{"id":76,"date":"2005-10-13T17:02:50","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T00:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=76"},"modified":"2005-10-13T17:02:50","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T00:02:50","slug":"crawfish-are-fun-and-did-you-know-theyre-tasty-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.stephs.com\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Crawfish are fun! And did you know? They&#8217;re tasty, too!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nMom places Ford&#8217;s lunch before him: several boiled shrimp, some fried rice, and a crimson red crawfish, and Ford looks at his plate with proud disbelief and surprise.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Is this a <em>crawfish<\/em>?&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;Yep.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHe sits there, peering into the crawfish&#8217;s tiny boiled black eyes, examining it like some Edwardian curiosity.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s so cute!&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;Want to touch it, mommy?&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Is this his thorax?&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;Yep, it&#8217;s in there. I think his abdomen is in there, too. Well, part of it. Anyway, you eat the tail.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;Like a shrimp?&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;Yep, like a shrimp.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Can I eat it?&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;Sure can. Here (I break open the tail, pull out meat, God this looks disgusting, and hand it to Ford)\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Mmm! I like it!&#8221;, grinning. &#8220;Can I have some more crawfish?&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>I look up at my mother with a faint look of <em>&#8220;WTF?&#8221;<\/em> and then we both laugh at how cute this really is.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nShe tells him, &#8220;Ford, I&#8217;m so impressed with your adventurous palate!&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;I know,&#8221; he tells her into his plate quietly.<br \/>\n<br \/>And while she and I eat and chat and wrestle Chas through the rest of lunch, Ford continued to eat crawfish. Periodically, however, he obliged the technicolor carcasses to duels <em>sur le table<\/em>, narrating as he went along.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHe&#8217;s becoming a very interesting narrator.<br \/>\n<br \/>Like today, when we were reading the book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0060284587\/002-5047433-4290461?v=glance&#038;n=283155&#038;%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;v=glance\">I Be You and You Be Me<\/a> by Ruth Krauss and Maurice Sendak, there was a page in the book tenderly illustrating a boy standing on a quaint little hill overlooking a small town, with birds flying overhead and trees in the valley&#8230;the words go:\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<em>I love the sun<br \/>\n<br \/>I love a house<br \/>\n<br \/>I love a river<br \/>\n<br \/>and a hill where I watch<br \/>\n<br \/>and a song I heard<br \/>\n<br \/>and a dream I made<\/em>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI asked Ford, without reading this charming passage, to narrate this picture himself. Just to compare. Here&#8217;s Ford&#8217;s rendition:\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThere was this <em>boy,<\/em><br \/>\n<br \/>on a <em>hill,<\/em><br \/>\n<br \/>and somebody PUSHED him over the hill,<br \/>\n<br \/>and he crashed onto the town<br \/>\n<br \/>and shattered in a million pieces<br \/>\n<br \/>and broke his eyeballs all over the place.<br \/>\n<br \/>That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s what happened. 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