The Validator

“Mom, where are we going?”
“We’re going to the store, so you can get a new hat and so I can get some yoga pants.”
“Why are you getting new pants?”
“Because Daddy says I look silly in those grey lounge pants, you know, the soft ones.”
“YOU DON’T LOOK SILLY! YOU LOOK AWESOME!” he yelled from the backseat. He yelled!